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The Xtacles' high-tech hover ship, Xcalibur, is flying through the Rocky Mountains. As it approaches a mountain it simply plows through instead of changing course. On the bridge, Jack Taggart has been left in command of the Xtacles in the absence of their leader, Awesome X. Bigsby, a young Xtacle sitting at the helm, points out that the ship will only last three more collisions which has Xtacle, Chase Fointaine barking at him to change course. Jack intervenes saying they must follow the orders that Awesome X gave before leaving earth in an alien spacecraft, which is to await more orders. Stan, who is now president after the loss of Taqu'il, is in an elementary school school room telling the children a story when gets word of attacks on the Rocky Mountains. When one child asks what's wrong he leaves them traumatized with fear of nuclear bombs and a zombie apocalypse. Back on the Xcalibur, Mr Ford is trying to find away to get off the ship. Chase on the other hand brings up the point to several Xtacles, that since they are all about to die they should go party on the deck and educates them on the tradition of Bon Jovi Fridays. They activate the holographic A. I. of the ship's computer, A.L.E.X. who's avatar is that of a beautiful blonde woman and explain the current predicament, hoping to get her to distract Jack while they party on the deck. After exhausting all other options, President Stan is forced to settle with calling on the Xtacles to handle the situation in the mountains.

The Xtacles are having their party on the deck when Ed asks them how they got their helmets off. They realize he's never even removed his after seeing his long hair and beard. Mr. Ford who has now managed to get his car fitted with Jets, flies off the deck, igniting Ed's hair and beard on fire. Inside, A.L.E.X. manages to convince Jack to stop their destructive path by stating a line in the Xtacle's charter that nullifies Awesome X's previous order. As they are approaching a mountain, Jack decides to destroy the mountain with rockets instead of changing course. The Xtacles enjoy the show on the deck till raining debris starts crushing several of them. President Stan briefs Jack on the situation. Jack, oblivious to the fact that they are to blame, claims that it must be Yeti terrorists. Ed suddenly busts into the room screaming, covered with fire extinguisher foam. His long hair and beard is scraggly and singed and his face is red from burns. Jack immediately shoots him down, convinced that this is one of the Yeti. While Stan realizes Ed wasn't a Yeti, he's impressed by the fact that Jack was willing to take down one of his own men without hesitation. MIssion accomplished.

 

 

 

Quotes

Little girl: What's wrong Mr. President?
Stan: Someone is destroying the Rocky Mountains, most likely with dirtified nuclear bombs.
Little girl: Are we going to die?
Stan: Some of ya... the lucky ones. The rest of you will most likely become irradiated zombie monsters. You'll indiscriminately eat the brains of the ones you once called friends and family. Stop your sobbing! We're distributing cyanide caplets. Take them at your leisure. They've been made into fun shapes like dinosaurs and rainbows.

Chase: No, no, no, you don't understand. When you have Friday off from work and you just f*ck around all day Thursday, you know what that is? That is a Bon Jovi Friday!

Mr Ford: F*ck you robot!

Jack: The Rockys are a notorious training ground for the Yeti.
Stan: Are you seriously suggesting that these are Yeti terrorists?
Jack: It's possible. In fact, now I'm completely convinced it's true.