Summary
by Nikki_D
A large, muscular, white skinned, skullfaced super villain introduces himself as Killface. He claims he has taken over the airwaves to announce the "instrument of your doom", the Annihilatrix.... an enormous engine that, when completed, will deliver a million gigatons of thrust and propel the earth directly into the sun. After several seconds of awkward silence at the end of his threatening proclamation he's not completely pleased with what turned out to be the 14th take. One of his assistants, Trent, has an outburst out of frustration. Killface responds by pulling out a gun and blasting him right in half, much to the shock and dismay of his twin brother Brent, and another assistant, Valerie. Out of fear they both become very attentive once again. Brent asks if he has 20 billion dollars to be able to broadcast all over the world, which makes Killface angry and he takes him to the Annihilatrix to show him where his 20 billion went.
Once there Killface horrifies Brent and Val when he performs a twisted ventriloquist act with the torso of Trent. His performance gets interrupted by a call from Phil who manages the construction of the Annihilatrix so he takes an elevator up to him. As Killface hangs Brent by his leg over the edge, Phil explains that the couplings keep melting. As Killface yells at Brent while still hanging for his marketing idea failures, he offers up a new idea. Back at Killface's apt Brent produces a DVD as an alternative to air time which he seems to like until Brent mentions the cost. After Brent gets yelled at he snaps back like his brother did and receives the exact same fate. Later Val comes up with a last, affordable alternative, post cards, which once again angers Killface. He reluctantly accepts the postcard idea and tells Val to get to work on it. Killface then sees his son Simon in the kitchen eating a bowl of cereal and scolds him for snacking. Simon defiantly pushes the bowl off the counter letting it smash on the floor. He then talks in an incoherent mumble and runs off with Killface replying "We can't ever go back to Arizona!". The last thing we see is one of Killface's new postcards being dropped off in the mailbox of a mansion with the name Xander Crews on it.
Quotes:
Killface: Behold, the instrument of your doom... I call it the Annihilatrix!
Trent: If you want to be Lenno-y we could have you come down here and you could do high five! We could put a wig with a grey streak in your face! We could have you read off cue cards... we'll put Kevin Eubanks over there on guitar!
Valerie: Please don't kill us!!
Killface: Please don't make it so appealing!
Killface: Ladies and Gentlemen, Trent!
Killface using the deceased torso of Trent as a puppet : Hey how ya doing... good to be here.
Killface: So uh.. I hear you went to the doctor and uh... he had a bit of bad news for you, is that right?
Trent Puppet: Yeah, turns out I have termites.
Killface: Well, I hope you can still sing a song while I drink some water.
Killface: Great Scott! PC... stands for personal computer, I just this moment got that.
Killface: Look Trent, I made you a playmate. Say hello.
Killface: We can't ever go back to Arizona!
