Summary
By Nikki_D
Killface has fallen into a state of depression after finding out his new bestfriend turned out to be none other than Xander Crews, his enemy in disguise. He sees a press conference on TV with Xander denying that they were ever friends and blows a hole in it after every change of the channel shows something reminding him of the farce. Back at the Crews company Xander has regained control and is chewing out Stan for his betrayal, while at the same time humiliating him by forcing him to do the "master cylinder" bit with a megaphone and tallboy g-string. On Xcalibur the Xtacles are being introduced to their newest recruits, one of which is Sinn going under the name Hooper.
Killface gets a visit from Phillip who now is cancer free and a 20 billionaire after selling the Annihilatrix to a "crazy bunch of saudis". Fully enjoying rubbing it in, Phil flaunts the check for the full ammount and Killface takes note that it's made out to cash. After a toast to his success on Killface's apt balcony, Phil downs a glass of Tom Collins which Killface poisoned. He watches anxiously but, to his suprise, it has no effect. Phil, anticipating this is what Killface would do, started taking doses of the poison weeks ago to make himself immune. After gloating, Phil starts to leave when suddenly he is shot in the head by an unknown sniper. On a rooftop near by Val curses for missing Killface. Killface picks up the check Phil dropped and leaves the balcony just as she misses again. After cursing again she notices the Geeks on another balcony dumping Nearl's body and decides she'll just shoot one of them for now. Back at Crews company, Xander and Old Spice recessitate Stan after having a heart attack during the 'master cylinder' bit. After Stan regains conciousness he puts an end to Xander's fun when he explains that he spent the Crews' entire fortune to buy the Annihilatrix. Meanwhile, Killface is at the bank trying to cash the check for 20 billion when he gets a call from Xander saying he wants his money back and that he has the Annihilatrix key. They meet atop the Annihilatrix to make the exchage. Despite Killface's objections to the windy conditions, Xander insists that he toss the check to him, which of course simply blows away. Xander impulsively sticks the key into the activation panel and arms the Annihilatrix, quickly regretting the mistake. Killface jumps in to type the fail-safe code: Frisky Dingo, explaining it's just the arming mechanism. When they look over to where the actual launch button is they see Simon standing at it. They both yell out "NO!" but Simon simply lets out a mischievous laugh, says "Boosh" and hits the launch button. A blinding flash can be seen in the distance from the Annihilatrix as it's enormous thrusters ignite.
Quotes:
Darcell: What about the rumors that you and the supervillain, Killfa-
Xander: Let me just say this Darcell. A: they outta call it team foxy. And B: me and Killface being friends... that's just retarded. And no offence to retards out there because god knows they're big and strong.
Xander: Xander freakin Crews... do you see the bigass sign out there? Does it say Stan the big fat dumb jerk lard, who tried to steal my company? NO, the building's not tall enough!
Xtacle1: Hey uhhh, Is it weird that I kinda want to f__k Hooper?
Xtacle2: Not as weird as I kinda wanna f__k New Fat Mike.
Ronnie: Yeahah... he gonna get it....... Boosh.
Val: look I just..
Mr. Ford: Hey hold on, I call this one "Fanny melt".
Val: Yeah, and my panties are melting. I jus-
Mr. Ford: Ya got that big chinese ass allright.
Val: Well.. *sigh*
Mr. Ford: What's a matter? Aint they got jazz in Vietnam?
Val: *Sigh* Why has it allways got to be my ass? There's a person in this ass.
Killface: Simon! Want to see something neat? Phils head just exploded... like a ham.
Xander: Did you see that?
Old Spice: Yes
Xander: His wiener jumped. I wish I had a peanut. Ok, zap him again.
Killface: No! Bar-Xanderby wait!
Xander: Wait, does this thing just start like frikkin a car? Retarded.
Killface: Oh my god, you've armed it!
Xander: Ahhh! Why did I also do that?
Killface: What is wrong with you??
Xander: My parents never established boundaries!
Xander and Killface: NOOOOO!
Simon: Hehehe... Boosh.
