Summary
By Nikki_D
The documentary on Killface's run for presidency continues. Wendell is being filmed as as looks to buy a campaign bus for Killface at 'Rodeo Ron's used bus emporium'. After finding the one he wants, he tries to offer Ron the $9,000 Killface gave him as his spending budget. He finds the offer ridiculous, pointing at an old beat up school bus with Lollapalooza painted on the side saying he wouldn't even sell him that for 9 grand. Upon seeing the bus, Wendell has a brief Lollapalooza flashback. When Ron tells him the bus is 400 grand, Wendell claims the gearshift is bent. When Ron bends down to check, Wendell gets the documentarian to look away by claiming he sees Michael Moore. As he looks away he hears several gun shots and turns back to see Wendell holding a gun and claiming Ron just shot himself and he needs to take him to the hospital then drives off in the new bus.
After Wendell leaves, the documentarian sees a homeless Xander Crews across the street and goes over to meet him. Crews is busy boiling used needles to sell back to drug junkies. He has been living in cardboard boxes for a year now, and supporting himself by starring in porn movies. His cardboard abode also serves as "The Xander Crews Community Outreach center". After finding out that the documentary was about Killface he blames Killface for ruining him when the check for 20 billion was lost to the wind on top of the Annihilatrix, despite the fact that he's the one who said to throw it. He can no longer live in his mansion due to the jealous and over protective Old Spice who is now Hooker's boyfriend. He also can't stay with the Xtacles due to an incident involving him, a small power saw and his attempt to disassemble Jimbo the Xtacle only to find out they aren't robots after all. After a brief interruption by Xander's "secretary", Simone, he asks what the documentary on Killface is about. The documentarian explains that Killface is running for president after curing global warming. Xander gets miffed, claiming that he's the one that started the Annihilatrix and that he's going to run for president as well. The doumentarian tells him he needs money to run for president. Xander pulls out the check for 20 billion. Turns out that the night the Annihilatrix was activated it blew into is face as he was leaving and he has had the check the whole time.
Quotes:
Rodeo Ron: Now see, you're a man who knows what he wants. I betcha the ladies like that.
Wendell: Oh yeah. Old Wendell has dragged the ol' pineapple through quite a number of ladies.
Rodeo Ron: ......... Is that right?
Wendell: Oh hey! Is that rival documentarian Michael Moore's fat ass over there? Yeah what's he doing? Point the camera over there.
Wendell: Cheese and Rice! He shot himself...with my gun somehow.
Documentarian: Loosies as in... um... those are loose condoms.
Xander: Yeah, you know.. I rinse them out and...
Documentarian: You don't sell those to people?!
Xander: Eww no! No, I just rinse these out then throw them back where I found them.
Documentarian: This is a documentary about Killface.
Xander: Is it called Check Me Out I Suck?
Dcumentarian: No it is not.
Xander: Good because I was allready in that one.
Xander: Yeah, and he really put the spurs to her, and I mean that literally. He used my great grandad's whoring spurs.
Documentarian: Umm, so why not just go live with the Xtacles?
Xander: Because they're dicks. And also why would I do that?
Documentarian: Because Awesome X is your alter ego.
Xander: Well, I didn't know you knew that.... and also plus cause they're dicks.
Xander: Power on robot! Your earth man commands you! Why wont you power on!?
Xander: Yeah. Apparently I had it the whole time.... suckas!
