Political Talkshow host, Carter Hawkins discusses the presidential candidates, Killface and Xander Crews, with Grace Ryan, Mr. Ford, and political commentator Harper Ellis. Xander, watching the show from his office, gets irritated when Hawkins announces the next topic would be "Immigration: Why not build a massive pedestrian overpass to Canada" saying he was going to do the same thing and call it the Spick Span. Stan, in an obvious butt-kissing manner, claims it's an fantasic idea. He is disheartened, however, when Xander announces that he plans to get football legend Fred Dryer to be his running mate. Xander is shocked to find out he was also the star of the 80's cop show Hunter and tells his new secretary Ashley (Simone died) to get Fred Dryer on the phone and every episode of hunter along with 2 of every type of machine that plays videos so the video format wont be an issue. Stan asks to at least be campaign manager. Xander tells him it's ok as long as Fred Dryer approves, then tells him to get him a prosthetic ear and a campaign jet.

Killface is amazed at the new campaign bus that Wendell acquired. Not only because of the beautiful paint job he did representing Killface, Taqu'il, and Lamont, but also because he was able to get such a nice one for 9 grand. When Killface asks about what appears to be blood on the floor Wendell claims it's hydraulic fluid. He then tells Wendell if a few buck are lef over to go get himself something nice. *Flashback to Wendell in a Hotel 24 hours earlier trying to order a $9,000 prostitute, and after apparently finding out they don't have $9,000 prostitutes he asks for 9 - $1,000 prostitutes and an albino one*. As Killface continues to marvel at the luxuries of his new bus, a jet flies right over it busting out the windows. The Jet is Xander Crews' new campaign vehicle. Inside he's having a press conference and he asks for questions. Much to Grace Ryan's excitement he calls on her first, but only to humiliate her by not only having her call on her competitor, Darcell Jones to ask the first question, but makes her do the roar of Darcell's Jaguar mascot. Xander responds by saying that is what she sounds like when he's banging her. Meanwhile, Killface is holding an emergency strategy meeting. He has decided that he now needs a campaign jet since Crews has one. Dottie points out he'd not be able to afford one. He responds by bringing up her very expensive Liquor habit. She defends herself by pointing out the $36,000 Wendell wasted on the "HE KEPT US OUT OF WAR... MING" shirts with the unfortunate accident of having the "MING" on the front side of the shirt. Taqu'il tries to push towards winning by actually addressing the important issues, and points out the fact that Crews is an idiot.

Xander, who is still having the press conference on his plane, is going over his education policies. He declares that having "crazy ass smokin' hot" teachers with boob jobs will make kids want to study more. As he moves on to his pedestrian overpass to Canada the plane is jolted as it is hit by a rocket, courtesy of Simon. As the plane is descending, Xander, being the only person with a parachute, decides he can take one person with him and chooses Stan over Grace. He figures loosing his girlfriend in a plane crash can help him get sympathy. Grace takes matters into her own hands and jumps off after them and grabbing onto Xander as well for a ride down as the plane plummets in the distance.