Summary
By Nikki_D
On top of the Annihilatrix, Hooper reveals her true identity as Sinn to the world. She introduces a new supervillain group, The Sisterhood of Chaos, consisting of a very pregnant Antagone, Val, Watley (the Dread Lobster) and herself. She claims that with the power of the Annihilatrix, she now rules the world. Xander is watching the broadcast from his office and wearing a head brace as a result of neck injuries received from Killface's punch at the debate and is not happy at all to find out that he was the unwitting father of Antagone's child. Killface is also watching, but seems to be more disgusted that Sinn was some how able to afford a media buy than the fact that she has taken over his massive doomsday device. After the broadcast it becomes quickly apparent that things are not going smoothly for the Sisterhood as they immediately begin bickering over how the broadcast went. The Decepticles are also upset that they received no mention, but even more stunned to discover Hooper is actually a woman and not some super cool dude who just happens to have great tits.
Taqu'il, who is now President, and Stan, now the Vice President, are discussing this new threat. Taqu'il interrupts Stan's notions of forming a meeting with the joint chiefs by pulling out an AK-47 and stating that they will deal with the issue themselves. Meanwhile, Xander is struggling to get into his Awesome X pants when he is informed by his doctor that he can't release him to go battle the supervillains due to the fractures of his c3 and c4 vertebrae, and that one more blow to the neck would leave him paralyzed. As Xander asks how he can deal with Hooper, Wendell suddenly makes a dramatic entrance by delivering a flying kick to the doctor, effectively fracturing his neck as well. Wendell, dressed in the Awesome-X costume, is ready for another undercover mission. Killface ponders where Wendell has been as he and Simon gear up to take on The Sisterhood. Simon pulls his gun on Killface after he makes a less than flattering remark about Sinn, but quickly lowers it after Killface points out that he has Hanna Montana tickets. Xander is uneasy about letting Wendell go out on the mission in his costume for fear of ruining his rep, but decides to let him after making it clear he wants him to take out Antagone's baby.
On Air force one, Stan is pointing out that he and Taqu'il should not be traveling on the same plane together, not to mention the fact that his entire cabinet is up there as well. Taqu'il counters by saying he's forgetting that the Speaker of the house, the President pro tempore of the Senate, and Secretary of Homeland security (Mr. Ford) are not up there. As he's saying this, Mr. Ford is poisoning both the Speaker and Pro Tem. Taqu'il asks the two scientists, who are on the plane with him for info on what they will be facing in regards to the ant baby. The scientists speculate that the mother, being 400,000 times the size of an ant, would give birth to an ant baby 400,000 times the size of a human baby. Back on the Excalibur, Sinn and Val express their irritation with Antagone while she is getting an ultrasound. Val says they should have the Decepticles take her out, but Sinn points out that they have become too attached to the baby. Meanwhile, Air force One is hit with a missile... fired by none other than Mr. Ford, as part of his diabolical plan to gain presidency. Having only one parachute, Taqu'il leaps from the plane with Stan on his back. Killface and Simon look on from the Annihilatrix, which Sinn left completely unguarded, as the jet crashes directly into their apartment.
QUOTES:
Xander: God... Damn it.
Taqu'il: Boosh!
Stan: And/or Kakow!Xtacle: All this time we thought you were this super cool dude Hooper who just happened to have great tits. When really you are just some other dude who just happens to have great tits.
Sinn: I'm a woman, you idiots!Decepticle 1: Heeeyyy buddy.
Sinn: What is going on here?
Decepticle 1: Uh... pictionary?
Decepticle 2: Is it a cow?
Decepticle 3: Hooper's vagina!
Decepticle 1: Winnerrrr!Sinn: How stupid could you possibly be!?
Decepticle: Hehooo... listen, sounds like you need to climb down off of that rag.Doctor: You ever see Hooper?
Xander: Yeah! That robot with the big tits?
Doctor: No, but that sounds awesome.Killface: Oh and I want to meet this Hobbit of yours. Bobo T. Baggins. *GASP* Oh my god I just got that. Ugh... I think I'm gonna throw up.
Xander: Yeah, It's just that I kinda spent a lot of time developing the Awesome-X brand.
Wendell: Totally, yeah... it's understandable.You know... you're protective of it.
Xander: And I'd hate for you to go up there and... get your fat ass handed to you.
Wendell: .... Wow.
Xander: Yeah.
Wendell: Just uh... go ahead and put it out there. Muffin top X. Just so you know... this armor does not protect my feelings.Val: She's worse than Dane Cook.
Mr. Ford: Look here hobbit. Get the f_ck out of my gazebo!
