Summary

By Nikki_D

 

Taqu'il is free falling with Stan clinging tightly to him after having bailed out of the plunging Air Force One. He tries to deploy the parachute that is built into his suit when he realizes that he's wearing the wrong one. As Killface is working on repairing the annihilatrix, Simon watches them fall past and simply laughs and says "Boosh." Meanwhile, Wendell is trying to convince Xander of his plan to infiltrate the Xcalibur dressed as a Decepticle to kill Antagone's baby. He has a camera and 2-way radio inside the helmet that will enable Xander to watch the operation and communicate from his office.
The doctor presents another idea based on the movie Innerspace, in which Xander would be shrunken to a microscopic size in an experimental submersible and injected into Wendell's brain where he would gain control of his motor functions. Xander gave up and sent Wendell off on his original plan.

Back on the Xcalibur, the Xtacles are tending to Antagone. One of them, which is perched under the blanket between her legs, decides to take the opportunity to pleasure himself while watching for the baby's head. Sinn and Watley are watching on, but end up having an argument when Sinn says she never wants to have children. On the Annihilatrix, Killface becomes furious with Simon when he admits to giving the spare coupling to Bobo. Taqu'il and Stan are hanging from the Annihilatrix, saved by Taqu'il's suit having caught onto a beam as they were falling. Taqu'il uses a built in grappling hook in his Haggar belt to pull them to safety. Meanwhile, things are only getting worse for Watley as Sinn blows off his attempts to talk to her and reveals that she is developing a lesbian relationship with Val. She then instructs him to kill Antagone.

As Killface and Simon head to get back the coupling from Bobo, Simon confesses to having lied to Killface about being gay. Back on the Annihilatrix Stan and Taqu'il watch Mr. Ford get sworn in as president on a conveniently placed TV. Taqu'il wants to rush to the White House to expose him but Stan points out that Mr. Ford probably has already set up a counter plan. It is indeed the case, as he has warned his staff that Taqu'il has a doppelganger. Killface suffers yet another setback when they reach Bobo. He has given the coupling to someone named Steve, which unbeknownst to Killface, is just Wendell undercover. Wendell however is now on the Xcalibur undercover as a Decepticle. When he is asked by another Decepticle who he is and what he's doing he say's he's Steve from Machete squad and that he's fixing this. At which point he turns to a keypad on the wall and starts stabbing it with his machete. After the Decepticle accepts the explanation and walks off, he pulls the open wires out of the busted keypad and touches them together, setting off an intruder alarm. The Decepticles scramble, leaving Antagone behind. Watley takes a look at Antagone and suddenly decides he can't kill her because he's in love with her. Wendell who has rushed in claims he is as well and that he's there to rescue Antagone. Xander watches on in anger from his office as Wendell suddenly discards their plan.

 

 

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QUOTES:

Xander: Yeah.. I..I..I don't know... about this.
Wendell" What do you mean? This is perfect. I sneak up there, find Betty Bug Lady, Jango! Cut that kid out of her.

Xander: Stop staring at my halo!

Xander: Wendell... go kill that baby buddy.
Doctor: Now there's a movie I haven't seen.
Xander: Uh, Vera Drake?
Doctor: Haven't seen it.
Xander: It's, for an abortion movie, pretty funny.
Doctor: Let's rent it.
Xander: Done! All abort... boopboop!

Taqu'il: Damn you Mr. Ford!!

Wendell: Ok here's the deal. Give me that necklace... I'll let you suck me off.

Decepticle: Hey! Who the hell are you?
Wendell: Um, I'm Steve... from uhh... Machete squad.

Wendell: Could I, ride you?