Summary

By Nikki_D

Killface is holding Xander as a hostage, threatening to shoot him, while at the same time Val and the Decepticles have their guns on him.Val tells the Decepticles to just shoot them both which leads to some confusion as they aren't sure who's side they are supposed to be on anymore. The dilemma quickly dissolves when Simon pulls up in Killface's car with a rocket launcher. As the trio escapes Val tries to get the Decepticles to assemble, but they decide their time would be best used by not letting 600 lbs of crab meat (Watley's corpse) go to waste and toss her the GPS locator. Killface, Xander and Simon also have a GPS locator and are trying to track down Wendell to get the coupling and key to the Annihilatrix. On the way, Killface finds out for the first time that Xander is Awesome X. Xander locates the signal at Crews Company, when he receives a call from Ashley saying the the C on the side of the building is gone which, as it turns out, has become Cody II's new leash. Back on the Annihilatrix Stan is expressing doubts about Taqu'il's plan, Taqistan, to regain his presidency from Mr Ford.

Meanwhile, on their way to the Annihilatrix, Cody II and Wendell realize they are most likely being tracked because of Wendell's decepticle pants. Xander using the GPS locator notices the signal has stopped at his old homeless spot. When they get there they just find that Wendell gave the pants to Simone who seems to still be sore about Xander tossing her in a dumpster. She tests her new pair of kick pants on the front end of Killface's car. After Xander promises to call her (knowing she doesn't have a phone) they take off to the Annihilatrix. As Taqu'il is working on the Annihilatrix Stan tells him they have a problem. He looks up to see Killface holding a gun to Stan's head. Killface suddenly looses the upper hand though when Val suddenly appears with a gun to Simon's head. Killface is defiant assuring Xander that "this is right about when those robots always show up", not knowing about their party back at the motel. However Wendell and Cody II, who is now grown to be as large as the Annihilatrix, do show up. Killface tells everyone to go to the elevator, but Taqu'il as usual, decides to take matters in his own hands and leaps directly into Cody II's mouth with what appears to be a bomb, only to be chomped on. They race to the elevator and start the long trip down as Cody II smashes the walkway they were just on. Xander takes the trip down as an opportunity to order some food. They are immediately reconfroted by Cody II towering over them when they exit. Suddenly several laser blasts fire down from the sky killing Cody II. Killface seems a bit unsettled as the craft that fired the lasers descends. The strange alien craft lands (directly on top of Killface's car) and it's door opens to reveal several beings of the same race as Killface and Simon. The most prominent one being Killface's mother who immediately scolds Kilface for not destroying Earth, then asks why he isn't wearing pants. He simply responds "Welp... funny story...".

 

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Quotes:

Xander: Way to go pudge!

Val: Ugh. So now what do we do?
Cliff: I don't know about you guys, but I'm not just gonna sit here... while 600 lbs of crab meat goes bad.

Xander: I'm Awesome X!
Killface: Oh...
Xander: Ta-dah.
Killface: I don't know if I ever knew that.
Simon: Mummmummumm.
Killface: Oh you don't even know if you're gay or not.
Xander: Snip-snap
Killface: Snip-snap indeed.

Killface: Cat party.. pshh. Welcome to five months ago.
Xander: Well could you shut up... I'm on the phone.
Killface: I'm down with Dog party now.

Simone: Heeyoww! Heh, there's some good kickin' pants.

Decepticle:1: Uh, guys... severed head, yea or nea?
Decepticle 2: Could go either way.
Decepticle 3: That's like 9 points.
Decepticle 1: Yeah I don't thin we're gonna need it. Plus that's a pretty thick head of hair.

Wendell: How can they stop us Cody II, we're like Cagney & Lacey. You be Tyne Daly though cause, big lady.

Simone: You better call me you damn son of a bitch!
Xander: I promise I will call you. God.
Killface: Oh... good lord that was just...
Xander: Ah-hahahahaha.
Killface: And what is so bloody funny?
Xander: She doesn't have a phone.

Xander: Oh my god! I bet her vagina is ruined. Sex with her is going to be like a hot dog in a... town.

Taqu'il: Nah f*ck that! I got this!
Xander: Yeah that... what do you think his overall plan was?

Wendell: CODY II IS DOWN!

Wendell: Oh Cody II, *sniff* how brief our time together... but how deeply you touched my life *sniff* and ball sack.

Ladymom: Simon?
Killface: Mother!
Ladymom: Evilyn..
Xander: Evilyn?
Killface: Man's name!
Ladymom: Why haven't you destroyed this planet?
Killface: Well uhh... you see...
Ladymom: And where are your clothes?
Killface: Welp.... funny story.