Summary
by Nikki_D
Taqu'il, world famous rapper gone movie star, is on the popular morning show 'Live with Mitzi and Verl' promoting his new film "Some like it Crump." Killface watching the show from his apt gets excited when he sees them showing his postcard sent out through his Annihilatrix mail promotion campaign. His elation is short lived however... instead of inflicting fear he becomes the punchline to a joke as they point out the grammatical errors on the card. Instead of saying 'Welcome to your DOOM!' it says 'Welcome to you're "DOOM!"' Furious, Killface confronts Valerie to which she points out that he signed off on the proofs. Meanwhile Xander, who was the one that got the post card put on the show, continues strategizing to make his Awsome-X action figure line become a success with Killface as the intended villain. Killface, still brooding over his public humiliation, recieves new hope of making an intimidating name for himself when Valerie points out that 40 million people watch Mitzi and Verl and the show's booker owes her a favor.
Killface watches Mitzi and Verl nervously from the show's 'green room' wating for his spot when he is approached by an annoying Scion promoter. As Killface leaps on him the last thing that can be heard is "Arrgghh my skin!" When Killface finally gets his turn, his entrance is met with awkward silence from the audience and his attempts at humor fall flat. Things only get worse for him. While trying to announce the fate of humanity at his hands, he's rarely able to get a word in as Mitzi and Verl keep inturrupting him to ask about his physique and how much he can bench press and then take the first oppotunity to move completely off topic to mention the new Scion TC. This simply leads to the show's annoucer shamlessly promoting the auto in a segment showing off all it's features. Killface becomes furious and breaks into rant about the line between entertainment and advertising, then realizes promotional images of the Scion are flashing on the screen behind him. Finally with a sigh he storms of the stage weakly stating "you're all doomed." Xander, watching on with Stan and Watley who is hospitalized, explains that this is just the set up for phase two of his plan which will involve Las Vegas. As Killface leaves the studio he defies the day to get anyworse. Just then he's splashed by a puddle of mud as several Xtacles race by in a Scion TC.
Quotes:
Jimmy (Taqui'il): Ahhhh I can't believe that bitch shot me!
Clown: You aitn't gonna die say the freakin word.
Xander: And phase one begins Stan. Is your ass ready to be rocked?
Killface: Son, look look look... papa's post card is on tele!
Sinn: If he allways throws his food on the floor, how is he so fat?
Simon: [sobs and runs off]
Killface: Now look what you've done.
Taqu'il: Camera man, can you push in on this? It says... welcome to you, apostrophe, R E doom?
Verl: And he's got doom in quotes!
Mitzi: Yeahh! Oh I just hate it when people do that... I just want to throw acid in their face. Do you know what i mean?
Killface: Why does it say welcome to you are doom? What does that even mean? And why for god sakes is doom in quotes?? Is this some sort of Ironic doom? Is the wink implied? No, it isn't. So please tell me how and why I am suddenly a laughing stock.
Val: Uhhhhhhh... because you signed off on the proofs?
Mitzi: Who wants to see me get my double dutch on?
Killface: I want you to stop talking.
Killface: What a collosal waste of time... and I defy this day to get any worse.
