Summary
by: Johnny_Law
All is not well in the Killface home. In addition to the 12 billion dollars that Killface needs to complete the Annihilatrix, Mao wants his money for the postcards he created for Killface’s marketing campaign. As a result, Killface dodges him whenever possible and has Sinn answer his phone calls. After a crash in the house, Sinn tells Killface that all of his stuff is being repossessed, not to mention the movers broke his precious pre-Colombian vase. Turns out Mao has put a lien out on Killface’s possessions to cover his losses. Meanwhile Awesome-X has business of his own with Mao, namely to find the location of Killface. After Awesome-X threatens to kill Mao and gives him a lesson in minority scholarships, he forks over his remaining postcards and the location of Killface to Awesome-X. Back at Crews Inc., Xander (now with Killface’s location) uses operation “Snooperfax” to spy on Killface. The plan is simple: To bait Killface into signing an agreement with Crews, Inc., gaining permission to use the supervillain’s likeness to create Killface action figures. Using the cover of an inventors’ expo in Las Vegas, Crews faxes Killface that the winner will receive 12 billion dollars. Killface refuses at first, but when the 64 thousand dollars he needs to cover Mao’s expenses is also offered, he accepts the offer. Killface, Sin, Simon, and Phil leave for Vegas despite Phil’s suspicions of a possible scam. After Killface convinces him otherwise (i.e. beating him), Phil agrees with the plan. Meanwhile Xander wants to have a wild time in Vegas.
Grace Ryan, Xander’s old flame/news reporter covers the inventor’s expo at the Crews Inn in Vegas and is still clueless about his womanizing ways. Xander on the other hand, is getting a little too close to the help at Crews Inn, namely a waitress named Cherry. Another romance has bloomed in the form of Watley and Sinn, but Arthur’s sudden explosion of lobster eggs makes things awkward. Sinn is still attracted to the lobster man though, despite Killface trying to reason with her. Meanwhile, Simon and Phil (while dressed as nuns) are ready to commence operation Bad Habit, but Killface aborts it. He believes the Annihilatrix will be a sure-fire hit and take first prize. Xander commences the expo with his cocktail waitress in his lap, but little does he know that Grace Ryan catches him in the act. Naturally, she’s angry, but there’s something else: her eyes explode and turn red. A young waiter offers Grace a shrimp cocktail…and himself. Stan kicks off the expo with Arthur, who wows the audience (Xander) with his invention: the Ant Farm Keyboard. Killface is immediately stunned by its greatness. Killface and crew, all dressed as Elvis, have a special team meeting before taking the stage. Now called Team Killface, they begin a musical show to highlight the Annihilatrix, but Xander cuts the show short. Xander declares Arthur and his Ant Farm Keyboard the winners of the expo. Killface is infuriated, but Xander has already left with his cocktail waitress. Watley’s victory is a hollow one though, as Xander tells him that as a Crews employee, all the rights to Ant Farm Keyboard default to Xander. Crews names Cherry the cocktail waitress his new director of marketing at the Ant Farm Keyboard division at Crews, Inc. However, Stan ruins this moment after he tells her that Crews already has a girlfriend. Grace on the other hand, has slept with her cocktail waiter, who’s actually a minor. Killface tries to cut his losses and accept the Best Presentation prize of 64 thousand dollars and an Ant Farm Keyboard, the latter Simon breaks in the car. Covered in ants and arguing with Simon, Killface decides to make a trip to Denny’s…
Quotes:
Killface: Woman you are a gatekeeper so shut up and keep the bloody gate!
Awesome-X: Awesome-X, yes, maybe read a newspaper once in your life.
Mao: Hell damn robot guy, dats crazy low
Awesome-X: Those loans are for non-threatening educated women of color.
Xtcles: Yeah, like maybe she wants to go into real estate or open a beauty salon.
Awesome-X: The villabouts of the wherin Kelly.
Awesome-X: I’ve been doing that a lot lately, I wonder if it’s a tumor?
Xander: Whatley, check that out man now that’s a real supervillian.
Stan: Well calm down it’s not prom night!
Killface: No I think it’s weird that you question me every time there’s a…thing.
Cameraman: Well since he owns the news station, that doesn’t sound objective.
Grace Ryan: He’s objectively wonderful.
Killface: Did you just lay a clutch of eggs? That’s something you don’t see every day, one hopes…
Killface: I hope his invention isn’t as brilliant as it is…eggy.
Killface: 16 hours in the car, how many times do I did I say no sabotaging the other inventors dressed as nuns? At least a dozen.
Xander: It’s a little voice I do, I call it dago Frank.
Xander: Thanks for coming out everyone, but I gotta bang this waitress.
Killface: Luring us out to this infernal desert for nothing but stuff and nonsense.
Killface: Pride is a fool’s fortress…Now who’s for Denny’s?
