Summary
by: Johnny_Law
Killface, still enraged over his loss at the inventor’s expo, plots to kidnap Xander Crews. Meanwhile at Crews, Inc. things have taken a turn for the worse: after the government closes the Ant Farm Keyboard factory, Xander and Stan argue over the company’s future. Xander orders Watley (now with antennae) to dispose of the remaining Ant Farm Keyboards and some barrels of toxic waste. Cut to Grace Ryan, who has been granted an interview with Killface and also decides not to take her team to the local Peabody Awards dinner. Outside the Crews building, Killface plans his kidnapping scheme while arguing with Sinn over her love for Watley. Inside Xander’s limo, Crews’ outrageous investments (mainly Train Island) draw criticism from Stan, resulting in a pay cut for Awesome-X’s beloved Xtcles to cover the expenses. Looking for ways to dispose of the excess Ant Farm Keyboards and super intelligent ants, Watley comes up with the genius idea to dump them into the barrels of toxic waste. It’s then that he notices Killface, Phil, and Sinn on the scaffold ascending the Crews building. Watley, still in love with Sinn uses his lobster claw to open the window so that Killface and crew can enter, not to mention he also lays another clutch of eggs. Phil is immediately grossed out by the incident and vomits from the scaffold; the vomit lands on Killface’s car. The Xtcles, now disgruntled, plot to kill Xander, but first they need their rocket boots…
Watley informs Killface that Xander actually left the building to look for him. Xander and Stan are greeted at the door of Killface’s apartment by Simon and a rocket launcher. At the car wash, Killface and Sinn plot other plans to kidnap Crews, but Killface is too mad at Phil to listen. Inside Xander’s limo, the billionaire and Stan are being held hostage by Simon, who speaks incoherently as usual. Watley rushes past the limo in his truck to dispose of the radioactive super intelligent ants as quickly as he can. Meanwhile Killface continues to argue with Phil in the car. At the entrance to the Annihilatrix, Killface kills a cab driver after finds out he’s not Arab, but Filipino. Grace Ryan congratulates Killface for his kill and begins to conduct an interview with him. During the tour of the Annihilatrix (which impresses Ryan), Killface demands from the Force 10 News cameraman to upload his Cat Party ringtone to Killface’s cell phone. Much to Killface and Grace’s surprise, they find Xander and Stan at the top of the Annihilatrix being held hostage by Simon. Watley, with radioactive ants in tow, makes a stop at the Annihilatrix to see what all of the fuss is about. Killface is proud of Simon’s kidnapping of Crews (and Stan) and rewards him with Cinemax. Just as Killface begins to demand the 12 billion dollar ransom from Crews, the Xtcles show up, guns pointed at Killface. Things get worse as Grace Ryan’s jilted waiter lover shows up and threatens Crews, forcing Grace to explain her affair to Xander. Fighting erupts, as Xander kicks the waiter, shots are fired, and Grace is knocked off of the Annihilatrix, with only her microphone cord saving her from a long drop into a barrel of radioactive super intelligent ants. Everyone is stunned and wondering if she will fall. She does.
Quotes:
Xander: “What do mean they’ve got smart?”
Watley: “From living inside the computers; I think they’ve been eating RAM.”
Killface: “And as God as my witness, I shall have revenge on Xander Crews!”
Killface: “Xander Crews isn’t going to kidnap himself.”
Killface: “Bright young lads who bring home a C in earth science and a C- in algebra don’t get to go on a lovely kidnapping.”
Killface: “Yes as a matter of fact, we’ll probably use a lot of algebra today.”
Xander: “How is this possibly any of it my fault?”
Xander: “We can’t ever go back to Vegas!”
Killface: “Oh I know lets have that lovely Spongebob over for shishkabab some night…and Patrick.”
Xtacle 1: “Oh, I guess I’ll call Jan and tell her we’re not going to Orlando.”
Xtacle 2: “Orlando! This won’t even cover my mortgage!”
Killface: “We only have 11 minutes…for this part of the kidnapping.”
Killface: “Ah, you’re gonna be sick aren’t you? You want me to hold your wimple”
Xander: “Take it easy Osama, there’s only a freakin’ rocket launcher back here!”
Killface: “London calling!”
Killface: “Dammit you give me Cat Party or it's going to be talon party...at your face’s house!”
Grace Ryan: “Yes! That’s exactly the kind of bloodlust that makes for a great interview.”
Xander: “Casper the mumbly f*ckin’ ghost kidnapped us!”
Killface: “Going to freak out now...”
