Summary
by: Nikki_D
As Killface reads a newspaper he becomes irritated at the irony of how his plan to kidnap Xander Crews was abruptly brought to an end when he was kidnapped by someone else instead. He becomes even more agitated to find the increasingly more crab-like Watley in his house as Sinn's sleep over guest. Meanwhile Xander, still held at gunpoint, tries to convince the Xtacles that he's Awesome-X and to use the genetic analyzer they have to prove it. Xtacle Ronnie jumps at the chance to voluteer guarding Xander while they run the test. Killface finds Phil meditating in his living room and tells him to get out. Phil then explains he can't since his wife kicked him out when she found out he had cancer. He then drops the bombshell that he's filing a lawsuit against him because the cancer was caused by working on the Annihilatrix. While they are talking Val is hiding in the walls watching them through the cut out eyes of a painting.
Grace Ryan reports on a jewelry store robbery who's losses valued at 3 million as well as the priceless Blue Dahlia diamond. The only leads are surveilance footage of a woman in a black costume as well as super intelligent radioactive ants found at the crime scene. Grace has a hard time focusing and fumbles over her words, even saying her own name wrong. Back at Excalibur, Ronnie locks the door to the room he and Crews are in then starts caressing a very disturbed Xander. Things just get worse when Ronnie says he destroyed the DNA analyzer, then pulls out a blonde wig and a tube of superglue and states "Now I will glue this to your head, and then I make love to your face." Back at the Crews company, Stan is discussing his plans with the clones... now that he's taken Xander's position as head of the company he wants to edge in on Grace as well. We now see the woman who robbed the bank in Grace Ryan's home looking at her riches and it's now obvious they are one and the same.
Killface is at the bank with Phil and having problems accessing account through the ATM. Phil explains it's because they had to put a freeze on his assets. Suddenly the ATM wall explodes tossing both of them. They watch as hundreds of the radioactive ants march out of the hole carrying gold bars and bags of money. Killface instantly sees a solution to his money problem. As he picks up a gold bar he's confronted by Grace's super powered alter ego who calls herself Antagone. She uses her realative ant super strength to punch Killface, knocking him clear off his feet. He comes back at her, throwing several punches that don't even phase her, but he does manage to turn her on with his tenacity. He rejects her advances though due to his feelings for, ironically enough, Grace. The fight once again continues until she spits formic acid into Killface's eyes effectively blinding him and ending the confrontation. Back on excalibur the Xtacles bust into the room where Xander was being held to find Ronnie tied up without his robot pants. Xander, now painted up with the title "boy toy" along with various other markings and a blonde wig, uses Ronnie's jet boots to escape excalibur and lands right in the middle of a group of rolplaying nerds.
Quotes:
Simon: ermmn mermmn mummnn
Killface: Son, no one wants a new mommy for you more than I do, but the reality is that... that's our last bowl!
Xtacle: Allright, lets get the machine. Who's going to guard him?
Ronnie: I will, I will, please do be picking me guys.
Camera man: Maybe you should go back to the doctor.
Grace: Maybe YOU should go back to the doctor.
Camera man: Maybe you should shove your skinny arm up my a-hole and change out this tape!
Ronnie: Now I will glue this to your head, and then I make love to your face.
Killface: ...and when I get back from the bowl store I want this apartment to be a crab and cancer-free zone.
Antagone: It's not wise to antagonize Antagone.
Killface: I'm sorry, auntie who?
Antagone: ANTAGONE!
Killface: Oh.... was Betty Buglady allready taken?
Killface: And the next one is right in the tit!
Nerd: Were you sent by Thendor the elder?
Xander: .....Yeah.
Nerds: Wow.
