Summary
by: Nikki_D
A frustrated Xander Crews finds himself reliant on the group of roleplaying geeks he encountered after his escape from the Xtacles, and has them drive him to his mansion. Back on the Xcalibur the Xtacles watch a surveillance video of Crews kicking Ronnie in the crotch and they go over the number one mistake Ronnie made that lead to Xander's escape... don't take off robot pants. Arthur, now completely transformed into a crab except for his head, bids farewell to his heartbroken love, Sinn, as he retreats into the ocean to live the rest of his days. Xander's frustration continues when unable to unlock the security to his mansion gate. He's then greeted by Hooker on the security pad monitor and finds out that Stan sold her the mansion for the blackmail money and that he took all of Xander's Awesome-X gear. Meanwhile back at Crews company headquarters, Stan is now geared up in the Awesome-X costume and tempts one of the clones to punch him in the stomach. After he does Stan shoots him down and he is quickly devoured by the other clones. Taqu'il is there and had requested to see Stan but after witnessing the spectacle says he can come back. Killface now blind and alone in his apt decides he must venture out by himself to get some food.
Grace Ryan is in a panic at the sight of piles of money, jewelry and gold bars strewn about her kitchen. She realizes she must have stolen it but can't remember doing it and has no idea how she's going deal with the situation. Xander, once again relying on the geeks for transportation has them take him to Grace's house, but it's Antagone that greets him at the door followed by a punch to his face that sends him flying. Crews Jumps in the Geek's car and takes off while she beats up on them. Stan is flying around in Xander's office with the jet boots of the Awesome-X uniform contemplating his next objective, to keep Killface from destroying the world which would end the fun he's having. Meanwhile, in the now stolen car, Xander is having a breakdown dealing with the reality of everything that's happened. His billions, being a superhero, his girlfriend, the Xtacles.. all gone. Just then he sees Killface crossing the road. In a moment of desperation and rage he hits the gas and plows the car into Killface.
Killface wakes up in a delirious state. Xander is with him but plays it off as if someone else hit him and tells him his name is Barnaby Jones. Killface declares him his new best friend and invites him to come to his house.
Quotes:
Xtacle 1: Guys com'on these tapes are supposed to be a learning tool. What did Ronnie do wrong here?
Xtacle 2: He uhh....... took of his robot pants?
Xtacle 1: And what does the manual say about hostile prisoner control? ....... Right up there in section one..... *sigh* Ronnie?
Ronnie: Don't take off robot pants.
Hooker: Can I help...oh my god! Half and half guy.
Halfling Geek: So... how come you're wearing a wig?
Xander: Well I wanted to join your merry band so I thought I'd dress up like an elf warrior.
Wizard Geek: Pffft!
Xander: what's your problem cookie Jarvis?
Wizard Geek: An elf with robotic leggings... genre mixing alert! Wooop woooop waan waan waan beeeoo beeooo!
Wizard Geek: Everybody knows that Aweseome-X's only super power is the Xtacles.
HaflingGeek: Kevin..
Wizard Geek: Don't use my real name!!!
Xander: Hi funbags, I'm Xander, where's my idiot girlfriend?
Antagone: Grace Ryan is now dead! And now you, Xander Crews, shall join her in.... being dead.
Xander: Guys hang tough, I'm going to go get some....... goblin army.
