Summary
By Nikki_D
Killface is furious after receiving a call from Phil's lawyer. They've put a lien on the Annihilatrix and have a salvage company parting it out. Killface decides to go to the Annihilatrix to try to stop them. On Xcalibur Stan, who has completely taken over the persona of Awesome-X, is scolding the Xtacles for allowing Xander to escape. He holds up a remote detonator and tells them that he will blow up one of their heads every hour until they've re-captured him. Afterwards, the Xtacles reflect on the fact that they probably shouldn't have agreed to have remote controlled explosives implanted in their necks. Ronnie, however, points out the fact that the robtic pants all have GPS trackers that they can use to locate Crews. Back at Killface's apartment, Simon is eyeing the robot pants as Xander is taking a shower. Xander yells out telling him not to mess with them but it's obviously too late since both Simon and the pants are gone.
Through the wonders of GPS, Killface manages to drive blind to the Annihilatrix site, but only to be stopped by a gate security guard who refuses to let him past. Meanwhile the Xtacles are busy trying to locate Crews with their tracker when they notice a "Paint your own pottery" store. Suddenly one of the Xtacle's head explodes and they decide a whole hour is plenty of time to stop in. Killface is in a panic when he comes home to find Simon is gone and so are all the knives. He tells Barnaby (Xander) to notify all the petshops and that it's "Arizona all over again". When Sinn enters, he becomes furious and blames her for not being there. He then fires Sinn and names Barnaby her replacement. Meanwhile Simon is at the local petshop with a beltstrap full of knives and is buying several rabbits. After smashing into several cars while trying to locate Simon, Killface and Barnaby decide they need a better plan. Barnaby comes up with the idea of taking the eyes from Nearl, a local insane bum. Unfortunatley the plan involved Killface being the one to shoot Nearl and the shot missed him completely but grazed Xander's eyes, making him blind as well. Killface asks Nearl to drive them home and hands him the keys, but instead Nearl just hops in and drives off. When Simon passes infront of the pottery store the Xtacles see the bleep on their GPS tracker but when they get outside they are frustrated to see Nearl. Suddenly one of them comes up with an idea and asks Nearl if he'd like to make 50 bucks.
Killface and Xander are now in an ally bickering back and forth over their current predicament when a truck pulls up that says "Yung Chow Enterprises" on the side. A voice with a thick asian accent yells out asking if they want a ride claiming to be the bus. When they get on they can't help but notice a strange stench. Unfotunately they cant see all the beaten down poor asian people in ratty clothes and chains, crammed in there with them.
Quotes:
Xtacle 1: First of all maybe we shouldn't have agreed to have remote controlled explosives put in our necks.
Xtacle 2: Well where were you at contract time?
Xander: Hey Casper! If you see my robot pants out there don't mess with them. I will beat your ass!
Killface: Oh oh oh oh... you are lucky I'm Blind.
Gate Security: Yeah... so is your mirror.
Killface: That doesn't even make sense.
Killface: No, no, no, no, no.. he's taken the knives! Petshops... notify all the petshops! My god, it's Arizona all over again!
Mr. Ford: Damn man. What the hell you doin'? Tell me your not gonna buy food.... com'on now how you gonna feed these damn bunnies? What the hell you wearin'... are you on your way to the moon? Mu-mu-mu-mu... talk like you in Iraq. Look young man, i'm tired of talkin to you...... get the f__k outta my store. Go on to the moon with your... sharp ass.
Xander: Look, don't worry man...at his age I was like a chronic masturbator. Kinda still am, but the point is... I like it. I would like to masturbate right now in this car... you know... if i had my stuff with me, I would. I... what are we even talking about?
GPS computer voice: Please enter your destination.
Nearl: BABAR'S HOUSE!
Asian truck driver: Hey you blind guys you want ride?
Killface: Oh God, thank you. Yes please.
Xander: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on there trusty rusty. Who are you?
Asian truck driver: Uhhhhhhh..... the Bus!
Xander: Ok... they are the bus.
